Man Poo 

a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...

the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*

Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.

Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.

Man Poo's are also typicall Males.

Man Poo by Mekyle Astroturf February 20, 2009

Man Poo 

Man Poo is a drunk-like persona a person can possibly have while completely smashed.

this person will sing songs from the 30's to 70's and act as if they are really recent. they will also do crazy things eg. Skateboard nude while drunk, or do a handstand against a wall, pass out... but stay in handstand position.

Jamie: woa wtf is with Bob?
Adam: whats he doing?
Jamie: he's singing Christmas carols... in July?!
Adam: ha! bob is such a Man Poo!
Jamie: yea... he sure is.

Man Poo by Mathew Iron Pants February 15, 2009

Man-Poo 

1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.

2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.

3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.

4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.

5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.

Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”

Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”

Man-Poo by U_Guru January 24, 2020

pee pee poo poo man 

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.

Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!

Person 2: Holy shit!

pee pee poo poo man by The real budge January 20, 2017

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man 

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.

Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man 

I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.

Person 1: Have you seen the pee pee poo poo man around lately I’ve been tryna have a word with him?
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Poo poo man 

When someone or something is not a lot and has very little

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and use to drive a poo poo car

Poo poo man by Troubles February 9, 2021