Man Pond

When you make a clump of toilet paper wet, and place it betwixt your cheeks to cool off a spicy butt hole.

I stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to Man Pond my hole to keep from crying.

Man Pond by Siphter September 16, 2015

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Man Pond

A gathering of males at a certain location to bond.

A large group of males (and some masculine females) that partake in physical activities in an attempt to bond and unite, particularly on a hot day.

"Dude, it's a f***ing man pond out here with all these guys groping each other," said John.

Man Pond by Whoosah July 22, 2009

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Man pond

When you cum into a girls bellybutton

I just jizzed in your bellybutton, that is my man pond

Man pond by A.Dangles March 29, 2009

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man pond

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.

The only thing you could smell was his man pond

man pond by bearface July 22, 2004

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manpond

v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.

You should have seen this guy get manponded last night. He was swimming fer sher.

manpond by The Progrum November 11, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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