Man Part

A word used to reference the penis by young women too immature to use proper words.

"This weird man, he ran in front of me in a trench coat," quavered the young women, "And he... he showed me his Man Parts!"
'Wow,' thought the Cop writing up the incident, 'This chick is really immature.'

Man Part by Pi-ratical March 8, 2009

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one-man party

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.

Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."

one-man party by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010

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one man party

When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."

"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein shake and have a one man party."

one man party by G stein April 11, 2008