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man moose 

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.
man moose by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.
"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

Moose Man 

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.
Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*
Moose Man by yerxa December 11, 2020

Moose Man 

a young man who is small like a mouse who gets called moose by a scottish person because of their inability to say mouse.

A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.

a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.

Joshua Clegg.

a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.
"hey Moose Man"
"Hey bill"
Moose Man by Joshytclegg October 12, 2008

moose man 

moose man thinkz the moose is like the god!
moose man by teeny tiny v March 16, 2003

wild moose man 

1. the reason why teens stay out longer than what they were supposed to. A wild moose man appears when teens go outside alone without a cellphone,He steals whatever they have in their left pocket and then he chases them around for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours because he wants their parents to yell at them for being late.

2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
mom: vivi!! why where you gone so late?

vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
wild moose man by KRAZEEE KRISTINA December 9, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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