Man Clit
Man Clit by Mirkin Donor2 February 22, 2008
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Man Clit
A hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man's anus which has the appearance of a woman's clitoris. Note: rubbing may cause irritation, not orgasm.
Girlfriend: Let's try some anal play tonight.
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!
man clit
man clit by paulvincent September 15, 2010
manclit
A male reproductive disorder caused by morbid obesity causing the pubic area to expand outwards with fat thus hiding the shaft of the penis and barely showing the glans (head). This results in the appearance of a clitoris.
manclit by RufioEIU86 April 14, 2005
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