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five-man burrito 

n : a sexual act involving usually five homosexual men during which the participants engage in simultaneous anal sex and fondling of one another's genitalia
One time in Mexico I got drunk out of my mind and wound up as the beef in a five-man burrito.

Fat-man Burrito 

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.
Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.
Fat-man Burrito by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

Fat-man Burrito 

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
Fat-man Burrito by gary696969 March 6, 2010

burrito man 

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito
Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!
burrito man by Nzxke November 11, 2019

Burrito Man 

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man
Burrito Man by Skindle September 15, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026