mamming

The act of laying you breasts on random items in support of breast cancer awareness

It's breast cancer awareness month and I saw a woman mamming fruit at the grocery store

by PixelKinks October 18, 2013

Momming

That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.

Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.

Bro, why'd you mom me?

You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.

Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.

by Kevin James II May 30, 2016

MAMPING

man camping.a camping trip with men only, no women. the opposite of mamping is wamping, camping with women. common mamping activities include drinking, shooting and talking shit.

" can I bring my girlfriend with us this weekend?"

"fuck no bro, this is a mamping trip, not a wamping trip. and don't bring any of you faggot ass emo friends!"

by pistola April 9, 2008

Sugar Momming

In a lesbian relationship when both women make a lot of money so they throw dollars at each other while having sex.

Wow, she is sugar momming so hard, she throwing hundreds around the bedroom.

by BHN Queen January 5, 2021

Memmingen

City in Germany where all the extremely hot girls are born. And then they move far away and the citizens of Memmingen never get to enjoy their beautiful women.

Memmingen Citizen: I can never find a wife! (in German of course)
Other Memmingen Citizen: All the beautiful ones leave!

by AwesomeMemmingenBornChick June 19, 2010

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.

Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate

by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 3, 2018