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aryan maloo
aryan maloo is a person who will back stub you and has dieseses and will be a booger picker plus he looks like a troll
aryan maloo by hey bye 123 November 4, 2019
Chop a maloo off the lights
This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
Chop a maloo off the lights by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
tip top magoo
A phrase used to describe the good ganja. The kind of sweet sweet devils lettuce that will take you on a journey through the cosmos.
tip top magoo by scoyle1994 October 8, 2018
Shitty Magoo
Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?
Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
Shitty Magoo by trackrunnerthatdoesntshit December 25, 2019
maloof
(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
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