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mall balls 

a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass
Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?

Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.
mall balls by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009
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Mall balls 

When your balls get all sweaty,smelly and sticky from walking in the mall all day.
Damn I got a major case of mall balls while shopping all day with Mary.
Mall balls by Pdizzle08 March 25, 2009

Mall balls 

The sweat you accumulate on and around your balls while holding your girlfriend's bags while mall shopping
My mall balls have caused a pooling in my taint from hours of bag holding
Mall balls by Krakra mama July 1, 2016

mallballin

mallballin - an excursion to a shopping complex with the intent of meeting interesting people.
Friday evening, spring break, great time to do some mallballin.
mallballin by anonymous March 19, 2021

mallballshalla 

when you nut so hard you die
I walked into my grandpa's room, and suddenly he mallballshalla'd. I miss him
mallballshalla by Big Man Charles February 23, 2024

mallballin

mallballin - an excursion to a shopping complex with the intent of meeting interesting people.
Friday evening, spring break, great time to do some mallballin.😊🥰🙂
mallballin by anonymous March 19, 2021
mallball by Cgjnvfyu xhng March 8, 2022
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