mall balls

a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass

Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?

Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.

by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009

malls balls

Situated in the main mall of Adelaide, Australia. It is the staple meeting place for all teens/high school students when they wanna go into town, pay out some emos and eat some food in the myer food court and possibly stay later on to deal some drugs on hindley street.

It's basically 2 big silver balls on top of eachother right smack bang in the middle of rundle mall.

Teen A: Hey, you wanna meet in town this saturday?

Teen B: Sure, where.??

Teen A: duh! malls balls

Teen B: oh yeh, cool see you there.

Adelaide: we've got balls!

by kitty-cat 450 October 16, 2009

Mall balls

When your balls get all sweaty,smelly and sticky from walking in the mall all day.

Damn I got a major case of mall balls while shopping all day with Mary.

by Pdizzle08 November 9, 2008

Mall balls

The sweat you accumulate on and around your balls while holding your girlfriend's bags while mall shopping

My mall balls have caused a pooling in my taint from hours of bag holding

by Krakra mama July 1, 2016