Malignant narcissism

A corrosive recipe of narcissism, antisocial behavior, paranoia, aggression, and a topping of sadism. Grandiose, hostile, unable to tolerate even the smallest criticism, the malignant narcissist undermines families, organizations and associates, consistently attempting to dehumanize others by applying childish nicknames to diminish them in the eyes of others.

The phrase 'malignant narcissism' reminded him of someone, someone front and center, someone in his face, in everyone's face, all day every day... wait... wait... it would come to him.

by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020

Malignant humor

A joke/meme that's so bad it will kill you.

This minion meme is pure soccer mom malignant humor.

by BeatleBoyThicc January 6, 2019

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

Malignant Optimism

The powers of self-delusion that abusers provoke in their victims. Malignant optimists refuse to believe that some questions are unsolvable, some diseases incurable, some disasters inevitable. They see a sign of hope in every fluctuation. They read meaning and patterns into every random occurrence, utterance, or slip. They are deceived by their own pressing need to believe in the ultimate victory of good over evil, health over sickness, order over disorder.

- My sister says that love and compassion are the solutions to her husband's battering and abuse. She won't leave him or even call the police!

- Malignant optimism for sure!

by zadanliran October 15, 2011

malign creativity

Wanna-be Mary Poppins (AKA big sister, US-KGB) definition of anything that they (don't say she!) do not approve of.

Oh Twaddle is just full of malign creativity now. We must stop this at all costs. How can we destroy them? Call the TNI, NYT, BBC ... Call them! Call them all!!!

by pmah1 May 2, 2022

malignant charisma

A term used to describe a most toxic and replicating personal charm.

The absolute hands-down poster boy for malignant charisma is the snake oil president, Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

Malignant Monster

A big fat, smelly penis, even cancerous or diseased etc

"The guy's a sad act, he whipped out his Malignant Monster on me again, this time it was dripping with smeg!!?"

by BorrisDancer September 22, 2008