The official system of government for the isolated moon of Iris in RvB.
"Ooh! How about malarkey?"
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
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(Malarkey won.)
by Belbcras May 3, 2018
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Basically anything that comes out of the mouth of Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Barely There Biden.
Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.
by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022
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To successfully execute a plan in a way that inspires others.
"He malarkied that so quickly, I'm so proud!"

"You can malarkey it man, I know you can!"

"Some try and fail, some malarkey and succeed."
by wh0ry0u October 25, 2011
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What Joe Biden says when he gets a question he doesn't know the answer to.
Give me a break! That's a bunch of Malarkey!
by ThoGos October 26, 2020
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Old person slang for Bullshit-crap-on-a-stick. Often used in polite company instead of any swear world.

Ask any old person about it, they'll tell you about when something was bull-malarkey and they weren't happy about it.
Mr. President, all due respect, but this is complete bull-malarkey!
by Bob diddlebach November 6, 2015
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One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.
My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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