making your bed

masturbating; jacking off

Josh! Quit making your bed on the couch! Have some decency!

by woot_woot_666 October 19, 2006

make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010