Major League Baseball

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.

man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?

man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.

Major League Baseball by tedsghost August 8, 2008

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MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL by MissSaikou September 16, 2023

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《¤》Major《¤》League《¤》Baseballs《¤》Are《¤》Back《¤》Smack《¤》Pelletieru《¤》

《¤》Major《¤》League《¤》Baseballs《¤》Are《¤》Back《¤》Smack《¤》Pelletieru《¤》 by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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