maindest

The one thing left standing after you strip out all the yada yada yada. Not the most interesting part, not the part you want to talk about, the part that actually matters. Use it as a question and watch people stop rambling.

Always with a D. Mainest has been in the dictionary since 1855 and nobody uses it. This is the version that stops the mouth.

He talked for twenty minutes. I said, cool, but what's the maindest reason we lost the client? Silence.

The maindest rule of road trips: whoever drives picks the music.

If you don't know who is carrying the group chat, it's you. That's the maindest thing.

maindest by $2Bill September 16, 2026

manidest festiny 

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.

oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.

manidest festiny by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

MAINEST 

Your favorite person or favorite thing.

Who got me this present? You did, you're my mainest!!

MAINEST by Jamie Machado June 17, 2008

Mainest Character 

The character in a story that is most focused upon, but may be in the company of similarly significant but overall less important characters.

"Mario was the Mainest Character in Paper Mario."

Mainest Character by PapreMehrio May 22, 2019