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magic sex 

after having sex a woman leaves immediately, as if she disappears.
i picked that smut up from the club and had magic sex.
me and your girl had magic sex. after i beat it she disappeared.
magic sex by NyAg4Femmes March 4, 2008
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Magic Conch (Sex Position) 

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

Blood Sugar Sex Magik 

The 5th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released on September 24, 1991. The band's breakthrough album that brought them mainstream success with songs like "Give It Away" and "Under the Bridge." Supposedly the band's best album according to music critics. Their first album with producer Rick Rubin of Warner Bros.

Track Listing:
1. The Power of Equality
2. If You Have to Ask

3. Breaking the Girl

4. Funky Monks

5. Suck My Kiss

6. I Could Have Lied

7. Mellowship Slinky in B Major

8. The Righteous & the Wicked

9. Give It Away

10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik

11. Under the Bridge

12. Naked in the Rain

13. Apache Rose Peacock

14. The Greeting Song

15. My Lovely Man
16. Sir Psycho Sexy

17. They're Red Hot
The song "Soul To Squeeze" recorded along with this album was released as a single in 1993 and included on the Greatest Hits CD.
The documentary titled "Funky Monks" showed the band during the recording process for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and shows the feelings and emotions of the band that would then be put onto the songs on album.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik 

The fluid that is circulated by the heart
+
A sweet crystalline or powdered substance
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Sexual intercourse
+
Sorcery
=
A lot of fun
The Red Hot Chili Peppers provided a lot of fun in the form of Blood Sugar Sex Magik.

Sex Magick Misuse

A term describing the unethical or coercive application of sexual, intimate, or spiritually framed practices to manipulate, pressure, exploit, or exert undue influence over another person. The concept focuses on violations of consent, autonomy, transparency, and ethical responsibility rather than on any specific spiritual tradition or belief.

Sex Magick Misuse refers to situations in which spiritual language, esoteric teachings, or practices involving sexuality or intimacy are used to justify boundary violations, create unequal power dynamics, or encourage participation without fully informed and freely given consent.

The term does not suggest that sexual spirituality, tantra, or ceremonial practices are inherently harmful. Rather, it distinguishes ethical practice—which emphasizes consent, mutual respect, personal agency, and accountability—from situations where spiritual concepts are used to rationalize manipulation or exploitation.

Examples of misuse may include:

Using claims of spiritual authority to pressure someone into sexual or intimate activity.
Suggesting that another person's healing or enlightenment depends upon sexual compliance.
Ignoring or overriding clear boundaries or withdrawal of consent.
Misrepresenting the purpose, risks, or expectations of a practice.
Exploiting unequal power relationships between teachers, healers, mentors, and participants.
Using secrecy or spiritual exceptionalism to discourage questions or accountability.
Sex Magick Misuse is basically the entire tenent that the patriarchy is built on. That's what SHE said!
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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