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Magic Conch (Sex Position) 

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

Blood Sugar Sex Magik 

The 5th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released on September 24, 1991. The band's breakthrough album that brought them mainstream success with songs like "Give It Away" and "Under the Bridge." Supposedly the band's best album according to music critics. Their first album with producer Rick Rubin of Warner Bros.

Track Listing:
1. The Power of Equality
2. If You Have to Ask

3. Breaking the Girl

4. Funky Monks

5. Suck My Kiss

6. I Could Have Lied

7. Mellowship Slinky in B Major

8. The Righteous & the Wicked

9. Give It Away

10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik

11. Under the Bridge

12. Naked in the Rain

13. Apache Rose Peacock

14. The Greeting Song

15. My Lovely Man
16. Sir Psycho Sexy

17. They're Red Hot
The song "Soul To Squeeze" recorded along with this album was released as a single in 1993 and included on the Greatest Hits CD.
The documentary titled "Funky Monks" showed the band during the recording process for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and shows the feelings and emotions of the band that would then be put onto the songs on album.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik 

The fluid that is circulated by the heart
+
A sweet crystalline or powdered substance
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Sexual intercourse
+
Sorcery
=
A lot of fun
The Red Hot Chili Peppers provided a lot of fun in the form of Blood Sugar Sex Magik.

Sex Magick Misuse

A term describing the unethical or coercive application of sexual, intimate, or spiritually framed practices to manipulate, pressure, exploit, or exert undue influence over another person. The concept focuses on violations of consent, autonomy, transparency, and ethical responsibility rather than on any specific spiritual tradition or belief.

Sex Magick Misuse refers to situations in which spiritual language, esoteric teachings, or practices involving sexuality or intimacy are used to justify boundary violations, create unequal power dynamics, or encourage participation without fully informed and freely given consent.

The term does not suggest that sexual spirituality, tantra, or ceremonial practices are inherently harmful. Rather, it distinguishes ethical practice—which emphasizes consent, mutual respect, personal agency, and accountability—from situations where spiritual concepts are used to rationalize manipulation or exploitation.

Examples of misuse may include:

Using claims of spiritual authority to pressure someone into sexual or intimate activity.
Suggesting that another person's healing or enlightenment depends upon sexual compliance.
Ignoring or overriding clear boundaries or withdrawal of consent.
Misrepresenting the purpose, risks, or expectations of a practice.
Exploiting unequal power relationships between teachers, healers, mentors, and participants.
Using secrecy or spiritual exceptionalism to discourage questions or accountability.
Sex Magick Misuse is basically the entire tenent that the patriarchy is built on. That's what SHE said!
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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