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Magic cards 

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
Magic cards by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

Magic Card 

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"
Magic Card by Tyme February 19, 2013

magic card 

fake ID card used by underage kids
hey man can I hold $100 to get a magic card made so that I can get into the club tonight?
magic card by TushiGizzle April 24, 2006

Black Magic Card

Is a nickname for the American Express Centurion Card, also known as the Amex Black Titanium. It's famous for having no preset spending limit, offering exclusive perks, access to elite places, and a sense of limitless financial power. It’s seen as almost like black magic, but it’s reserved only for a select few.

Example:
He walked into the Gucci store, pulled out his American Express, and just like that, the card made all the customers disappear—like magic. He had the whole store to himself, a prime example of the Black Magic Card.
Lee: Bruv, I’m going to try and get myself an Amex Black American Express card."

Frank: "Don’t, don’t be a muppet, bruv.

You’re never going to get a Black Magic Card, bruv. It’s only for the elite, bruv."

Lee: "Yeah, maybe you’re right, bruv. I’m dreaming again, LOL."

Frank: LOL."
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019