Is a nickname for the American Express Centurion Card, also known as the Amex Black Titanium. It's famous for having no preset spending limit, offering exclusive perks, access to elite places, and a sense of limitless financial power. It’s seen as almost like black magic, but it’s reserved only for a select few.

Example:
He walked into the Gucci store, pulled out his American Express, and just like that, the card made all the customers disappear—like magic. He had the whole store to himself, a prime example of the Black Magic Card.

Lee: Bruv, I’m going to try and get myself an Amex Black American Express card."

Frank: "Don’t, don’t be a muppet, bruv.

You’re never going to get a Black Magic Card, bruv. It’s only for the elite, bruv."

Lee: "Yeah, maybe you’re right, bruv. I’m dreaming again, LOL."

Frank: LOL."

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Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

Magic Cards by Anonymous March 11, 2004

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Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

Magic cards by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

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Magic The Gathering: Racist Cards

These are the cards in the game that target a specific color. An example would be Red Elemental Blast for red. It targets blue only and counters a blue spell or destroy target permanent. The Blue Elemental Blast targets red in the same way.

Magic The Gathering: Racist Cards

I'll use my Red Elemental Blast and counter your Prodigal Sorcerer (Blue) summon.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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