A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.
"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
Mangulated describes something that is horrible, possibly deformed and overall - naasty!!! It can be used by anyone and is mainly used to accentuate the wordminging. Can also describe drunkness.
Uhhh, that shirt she's wearing is so mangulated!
Someone smells mangulated in here, like something has died!
Uhhh!!! He's totally mangulated!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.