madlener 

The sexiest man alive, a soulmate, the man who is pure in the heart. The perfect combination of nerdy and hot. The man who you marry, have babies with, and love for the rest of your life because he makes life better. The kind of man you rewrite the stars with.

You look at him like he’s the only man in the entire universe.

- That’s because he’s a Madlener, he’s the only one who matters in my universe.

madlener by Mrs. Madlener August 3, 2018

maddener 

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.

"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."

maddener by D H December 6, 2007

madlene 

You're local bomber never underestimate her. She does not have a dot on her head yet but she will eventually. She's very attracted to lightskins and will never get over their lip-biting ways. She falls for anyone in a second and always get rejected on omegle. Her lizard Simon is very dumb. I hope he falls off a cliff. She can't bake and sucks at roblox.

Bro madlene is so dumb.

madlene by Big boi 25 June 20, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016