madlener 

The sexiest man alive, a soulmate, the man who is pure in the heart. The perfect combination of nerdy and hot. The man who you marry, have babies with, and love for the rest of your life because he makes life better. The kind of man you rewrite the stars with.

You look at him like he’s the only man in the entire universe.

- That’s because he’s a Madlener, he’s the only one who matters in my universe.

madlener by Mrs. Madlener August 3, 2018

maddener 

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.

"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."

maddener by D H December 6, 2007

madlene 

You're local bomber never underestimate her. She does not have a dot on her head yet but she will eventually. She's very attracted to lightskins and will never get over their lip-biting ways. She falls for anyone in a second and always get rejected on omegle. Her lizard Simon is very dumb. I hope he falls off a cliff. She can't bake and sucks at roblox.

Bro madlene is so dumb.

madlene by Big boi 25 June 20, 2020