Macklejack 

If you absolutely need to be a hipster that wears pointy boots that barely cover your ankles, skinny jeans, and a goodwill flannel trying for the "Lumberjack"
While sporting a Macklemore hairstyle with a perfectly trimmed beard. With or with out the horn dimmed glasses, you might be a macklejack.

Jesus wept for the Macklejack

Ben: why is there a lumberjack at starbucks so late in the afternoon?
Dave: hmmmmm? Skinny jeans flannel and a Macklemore haircut. Middle of the city?

Ben&Dave: awww shit that's a Macklejack

Macklejack by Dmentionz October 2, 2014

Cacklejack 

1. One who masturbates in public

2. One who gives obvious signals of masturbation in public.

1. Bry: Dude, that one guy on the plane... did you see him? His hand was all over the inside of his jeans and then he just... sprinted to the bathroom...
Reek: Yeah, he was a real cacklejack, alright.

2. Reek: I can't believe he left a used condom at our door. What kinda retaliation for a joke is that?
Birr: None at all. He's just a dumb cacklejack.

Cacklejack by BananaCity October 17, 2008

micklemacklemore 

Someone completely unrelated to the rap sensation "Macklemore" but with the same hairstyle. Micklemacklemore's will often be described as impostors of Macklemore, but it simply means they have the same silly hairstyle.

"Dayton, your new hair cut totally makes you a Micklemacklemore!"

micklemacklemore by Wackytackyiraqy July 14, 2014

Cacklejack 

Someone who laughs easily - probably too easily. Often motivated by an obsequious desire to please, or associated with social climbing.

Don't mind Brant making a fool of himself, everyone knows he's always been a bit of a Cacklejack.

Cacklejack by JacksonFalco February 5, 2025