mackelaus 

A cold blooded killing machine with no remorse.

If you dont finish your vegtables, the Mackelaus will peel your skin off and bury you alive in salt.

mackelaus by Mackolicious January 19, 2017

mackshausted 

(n) a state of being too tired or discouraged to talk to any girls at the particular time.

I'm not sure if I feel like going out tonight, these girls have been driving me crazy lately, I'm mackshausted.

mackshausted by dubzzzzz1 November 8, 2010

Joorś Maclaus 

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.

Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.

Joorś Maclaus by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020

Mackela 

A beautiful girl who is misunderstood she brings happiness to everyone shes around and is very caring.

Did you ask mackela for advice.

Mackela by Princessa violeta June 7, 2018

Markelous 

Something marvelous which of course can only be produced by a Mark.

That was phenomenal work Mark did!

No kidding, it was truly Markelous.

Markelous by MorkMr January 15, 2011

mackela 

A big annoying bitch. Who cries to get noticed by someone, but everyone hates her. She even tries to hurt herself and others. She thinks she can sing but ends up sounding like a whale.

Person 1: Did you hear about Mackela?

Person 2: No why?

Person 1: She tried to join choir but she ended up sounding like a whale. So the teacher said maybe next year. So the. She started crying and tried to jump out of a window.

Person 2: She has some major issues.

mackela by quincy88 November 21, 2013

mickelaus 

King of the Mormons

"Hey Mickelaus, can I copy your homework?"

mickelaus by Okayokayokaystayaway November 17, 2017