machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

machine gun shits by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

Get merch

Get the machine gun shits mug.

See more merch

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

machine gun shits by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

Get merch

Related Words

machine gun shits • Machine Gun Kelly • Machine Gun • Machine Gun Fart • machine gun dick • machine gun fellatio • Machine Gun Funk • Machine Gun Kisses • Machine Gun Masturbation • Machine gun texting