machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."
by FRANEIGH September 05, 2006
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machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.
Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.
by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016
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