maïssa
Shining star and slenderness
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Maissa
Maissa by maistheman November 22, 2021
Maissa
person 1: hey did you see Maissa today?
person 2: no, i didnt
person 1: well, that sucks because Maissa cosists of the word Mai and issa
person 2: no, i didnt
person 1: well, that sucks because Maissa cosists of the word Mai and issa
Maissa by Someoneuknow:o December 6, 2021
Swansea, Massachusetts
Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.
The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.
Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017
maisarah
Maisarah is from arabic words.
يسر.
Which means ease.
But 'Maisarah' means easiness, glorious, and sometimes it it used to say 'left wing' in a war. Used by Arab people.
Rasulullah p.b.u.h used to trade with a guy who named Maisarah.
Maisarah can be used to call a funny girl. Clever and always determine in what they do. Sometimes they are matured, sometimes annoying.
يسر.
Which means ease.
But 'Maisarah' means easiness, glorious, and sometimes it it used to say 'left wing' in a war. Used by Arab people.
Rasulullah p.b.u.h used to trade with a guy who named Maisarah.
Maisarah can be used to call a funny girl. Clever and always determine in what they do. Sometimes they are matured, sometimes annoying.
maisarah by KucingPandaiBerenang December 26, 2016
Blow Massage
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015
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