m00jo
He/she/it is a m00jo. He/she/it has a bad m00jo
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m00on
Like photons make up light, m00ons make up cows.
A cow is not "matter" in the conventional sense but, rather, a collection of m00ons. Bet ya didn't know that :p
The whole eating grass thing is a front, cows know that if humans found out they really use a simple form of nuclear fusion they would all be experimented on (rather than say, killed and eaten)
The byproducts of the reaction going on inside the cow are "milk" and "shit"
Cows eat grass but secretly throw it up at night. Grass does not taste good.
Thou shalt love thy cow lest it explode in a ball of fire.
A cow is not "matter" in the conventional sense but, rather, a collection of m00ons. Bet ya didn't know that :p
The whole eating grass thing is a front, cows know that if humans found out they really use a simple form of nuclear fusion they would all be experimented on (rather than say, killed and eaten)
The byproducts of the reaction going on inside the cow are "milk" and "shit"
Cows eat grass but secretly throw it up at night. Grass does not taste good.
Thou shalt love thy cow lest it explode in a ball of fire.
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)