Luxury wank

Wanking with a condom on. i.e. no tissues needed.

"I had a luxury wank after school today, it was fucking hot"

by Indy_KB August 30, 2006

Luxury Problem

When some spoiled, self absorbed, rich douche is complaining about his or her trivial annoyances when they should have better things to worry about like the rest of us poor chumps... paying bills, buying food, etc.

Extends to rich business owners and corporations when any kind of rule or regulation is imposed on them.

Rich guy: "My new Italian Marble floor in my fifth bathroom has a crack in it."

You: "Sounds like a Luxury Problem."

The new regulations say I have to pay to clean up the toxic chemicals I dumped in the river! Now I might not be able to buy another vacation home!

Yup, Luxury Problem for sure.

by Dickie Bundle June 10, 2010

life of luxury

a demon hunting youtube channel

dude: did you see that life of luxury video? it was so real
dude 2: you need therapy bro

by N3verG0NNA G1VE U UP May 3, 2022

Luxury Poo

when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...

Jurassic park! Upstairs is busy, I'm off for a Luxury poo!

by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012

Country Luxury

Fashion or lifestyle trends exhibited by rural individuals believed to be trendy.

Cletus and his folk were living in country luxury with their new shotgun racked pick-up truck.

by Sir Mr Bubbles May 7, 2009

Casual Luxury

ca-su-al lux-u-ry ~ n, pl. - ries (1892) 1: A style identified and perfected by the lifestyle brand Abercrombie & Fitch 2: Passion for excellence in fabric, make, and wash 3: Integrating the finest cotton pique, dobby weaves, and highest quality embroidered details to create the ultimate in casual, body conscious clothing 4: Implementing and/or incorporating time honored machinery and techniques (as antique denim looms and handcrafted wear and tear) in order to produce the most exclusive denim ever created 5: Pushing the limits to design/construct superior polos that are unsurpassed in comfort, quality, and original intricacies.

- "Damn man, that is a sweet shirt!"

- "It's just casual luxury man..."

by Pablo / Yin Yang February 26, 2005

luxury shame

When affluent consumers feel it's necessary to conceal their exorbitant purchases to others, especially in a weak economy.

Bruno felt guilty for purchasing a new Ford GT while many of his co-workers were losing their jobs. Now the GT stays parked in the garage while Bruno drives his Pinto to work. Bruno is experiencing a clear case of "luxury shame". Damn this recession!

by MTF June 24, 2009