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I lust you 

What most men are really feeling when they say "I love you" early in a relationship. They're either confusing lust for love or more likely, using the word "love" to enhance their chances of satisfying their lust.
"Whew! I came THIS close to blurting out 'I lust you'
but caught myself and said 'I love you.' She bought it and I scored."
I lust you by I.M.Salmon January 11, 2011

Detoxing yourself of lust and stress 

When, for sometimes no reason, you begin to spontaneously either scream, or attempt to sing along to Metal, Death Metal, or Rock lyrics. Generally, the singer fails very badly at singing, and it is possible for the person to become emotional while singing. (crying, inserting people's names into the song) Generally this event happens after a breakup, but it could happen after any sort of stressful event.
Ryan: "Hey, why's Bryan screaming so loud?"
Sam: "He's doing that whole "Detoxing yourself of lust and stress" thing he does whenever Paula leaves him."
Ryan: "Aww, poor guy."
Bryan: "BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, ARGGHHHH!!"