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Lumpkinella

The main protagonist in high school musical, also a robot who a a clickometer
Wow lumpkinella is amazing
Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018

Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

Chase Lufkin moment

When you try to sound sophisticated and intelligent but you just make yourself sound like a fucking dumbass
No r wow you've changed javi; NOW THATS A CHASE LUFKIN MOMENT

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.
Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

lufkin road middle school

lufkin road middle school is anshit ass fucking school, water leaks from the walls. teachers are crackheads. you can run into the gym without running into the pole. home to 919. you would get lost within 2 minutes and end up getting rapped by the teachers. you will never see the principle for all 3 years you go there. smells like weed in the 8th grade hallways. all sports team sucks ass. girls think cheerleading is a sport. the 7th graders will give the 8th graders head . The teachers don’t know shit , you won’t go a day without some ghetto black kid shouting at u randomly , track 4 is cock suckers that think there cool , track 1 is gay , no one knows track 2 or 3 bc noone likes them , the thots will always stay in tack 1 and the f boys always in track 4.
“what the hell is leaking on my head”. “why the hell is there a pole in the middle of our gym

lufkin road middle school is so stupid

tubby lumpkin 

a very fat person, lumpkin bieng their resemblance to a lump
the fat kid over there, named zack brown, is a tubby lumpkin.