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Luke Bryan 

A very good looking guy who really knows how to please girls of all ages. He is smart, hot, and loves to smile and make people happy, a very generous and thoughtful man, and really knows how to shake his ass.
"I damn well wish i could have a husband like luke bryan...HELL i'd take a luke bryan himself anyday!!!"
Luke Bryan by i.like.naps. December 28, 2016
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One of the most AMAZING country singers there has been. Luke Bryan is from Georgia and is a TRUE country man. He knows what country is and he's proud to be country. His music is called 'a breath of fresh country air' by many people.
1. "Do i turn you on and on when i kiss you baby, does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy? Do i have your love? Am i still enough? Tell me do i, or tell me don't i baby give you everything that you ever wanted? Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely? Do i just need to give up and get on with my life? Baby, do i?"- Do I by Luke Bryan
2. "Baby, is someone else callin' you baby? It's drivin' me crazy this bein' in the dark. Goodbye ain't ever easy, so break it to me hard. If you're over my love girl, lay it on my heart. No, don't try to save me. Is someone else callin' you baby?" - Someone Else Calling You Baby by Luke Bryan
luke bryan by kaaaaitlynyo March 19, 2011

Luke Bryan 

When a individual urinates on a large group of people, it happens randomly and for no reason.
Bob: James, why did you Luke Bryan on those poor people

James: I had to take a piss
Luke Bryan by Uncle fungus January 11, 2019

Luke Bryan 

A guy in lady jeans, singing about "country girls"

Pathetic excuse for country music. Try Waylon Jennings or Merle Haggard
1: Hey, hoss, who's that guy in the sparkly lady jeans?
2: I think they call him Luke Bryan.
Luke Bryan by computercat682 September 24, 2015

Luke Bryan 

A modern day country singer. Better known as something that will give you ear cancer and a lower your IQ if exposed to for any amount of time.
Person 1 : Why is it that all Luke Bryan fans love lifted trucks, tattoos, and smelling like a pop can full of tobacco spit?

Person 2 : Because people are sheeple.

Luke Bryan 

The Skinny Jean wearing wannabe country boy who tries to make pop music sound like country and we all know it’s obvious.
“Did you hear Luke Bryan’s new song? It’s GAF
Luke Bryan by ParkDaddy69 May 18, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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