the sexual art of two persons (preferably male and female) acting out in a particular way. props include 4 pairs (not singles) of socks, 3ft of garden hose, one knee pad, 2 tissues, and a bowl full of jelly (grape or cherry only). The jelly goes in the socks, which then fills 8 orifices of your choosing. The rest is up to you ;)
Guy 1: Hello friend can I borrow your garden hose?
Guy 2: You street luging tonight?
Guy 1: You know it! Got any grape jelly by chance?
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.