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When some idiot posts or says something like 'cool story bro' or 'lol i found that funny' or what not. 'Low Quality Posting'.
Guy 1: Lol I had the best day 2day. I got laid then I had lots of fun!!!!one1e1on1! <Insert details of day>
Guy 2: Nice
Guy 3: Fucking LQP faggot
LQP by WhyFish June 6, 2010
Stands for Laugh Quietly Please: the intelligent person's alternative to lol.
Person 1: lolz rofl omg it woz zo funny lyk xoxoxoxox
Person 2: lqp
lqp by fd987 February 28, 2012
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lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt 

You have ascended and broken through to the last stage of boredom. You are steps away from reaching the epitome of boredom. However, you most likely have a gigantic task up ahead that you must do if you want to live. One possible task you might have is homework, and you are most likely in school right now. There is no real reason why you should be doing this. Which means you are bored currently. The energy of boredom around you is very influential on others. The method of which you reached this term shall not be disclosed.
Person 1: Hey, where are you at? Person 2: I'm already on plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq. Person 1: Wow, that's so impressive! I'm still on qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Person 3: You all are noobs. I have reached lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt. I am lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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