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When some idiot posts or says something like 'cool story bro' or 'lol i found that funny' or what not. 'Low Quality Posting'.
Guy 1: Lol I had the best day 2day. I got laid then I had lots of fun!!!!one1e1on1! <Insert details of day>
Guy 2: Nice
Guy 3: Fucking LQP faggot
LQP by WhyFish June 6, 2010
Stands for Laugh Quietly Please: the intelligent person's alternative to lol.
Person 1: lolz rofl omg it woz zo funny lyk xoxoxoxox
Person 2: lqp
lqp by fd987 February 28, 2012
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You have ascended and broken through to the last stage of boredom. You are steps away from reaching the epitome of boredom. However, you most likely have a gigantic task up ahead that you must do if you want to live. One possible task you might have is homework, and you are most likely in school right now. There is no real reason why you should be doing this. Which means you are bored currently. The energy of boredom around you is very influential on others. The method of which you reached this term shall not be disclosed.
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Respectfully 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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