LQP 

When some idiot posts or says something like 'cool story bro' or 'lol i found that funny' or what not. 'Low Quality Posting'.

Guy 1: Lol I had the best day 2day. I got laid then I had lots of fun!!!!one1e1on1! <Insert details of day>
Guy 2: Nice
Guy 3: Fucking LQP faggot

LQP by WhyFish June 6, 2010

lqp 

Stands for Laugh Quietly Please: the intelligent person's alternative to lol.

Person 1: lolz rofl omg it woz zo funny lyk xoxoxoxox
Person 2: lqp

lqp by fd987 February 28, 2012

lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt 

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Person 1: Hey, where are you at? Person 2: I'm already on plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq. Person 1: Wow, that's so impressive! I'm still on qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Person 3: You all are noobs. I have reached lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt. I am lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt.

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