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Lozi
Lozi by Lozi Tzuriya February 12, 2023
Lozi
Sexy man-eating hunk of female sexy gorgeousness. Her best friend hannah also is a sexy man-eating hunk of female sexy gorgeousness. They are often found together smoking lots of green and acting like happy elves. Hannahs boyfriend john has many long hours suffering hannah and lozi's happy rainbow play times and has to put up with both of them giggling and massaging each other. Do not approach when stoned as they will probably want to see all your weird moles and brightly coloured objects.
Lozi: Hannah what is the meaning of life god creation aliens jesus cheese banana gods friend bob and grasshoppers.
Hannah: well lozi ..... lets have a spliff...
(Five minutes later)
Hannah: Well lozi does that answer your question.....???
Lozi: well hannah....lets have a spliff
Hannah: well lozi ..... lets have a spliff...
(Five minutes later)
Hannah: Well lozi does that answer your question.....???
Lozi: well hannah....lets have a spliff
Lozi by louise marsland November 22, 2004
Lozi
Lozi by Lozi Tzuriya February 12, 2023
Sean Lozier
Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.
Sean Lozier by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009
lozidrunk
Zachary was such a lozidrunk after he had two drinks and passed out with a girl he denies messing around with.
lozidrunk by Andrey Worhall September 18, 2006
max lozina
max lozina is a sexy boy. he is usually around 6’2 and has fluffy hair. he sends voice messages a lot. has a huge cock.
max lozina by very hairy jerry July 16, 2021
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