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Lolness Monster

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!
Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"
by AER10122 July 10, 2010
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Lowessi

A person who uses low (Lowe) skill when playing on FIFA with Lionel Messi. Despite knowing this, they will often return to playing with Messi again and again. However, this is usually a fruitless exercise.
‘How did James do in the FIFA tournament? Well he chose Argentina but he is a Lowessi so he didn’t make it out do the group stages’ ‘Ah, he should have known’ ‘A Lowessi never learns’
by Makelele4 June 17, 2018
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Lowiessen

A Lowiessen is a fat person from the Netherlands.
He likes to eat lots of hamburgers and goes to the Burger-King a lot.
You can also recognise a Lowiessen by the way he rides his bike, he looks like a drunk man with incredible speed for someone who is as fat as he is.
OMG that Lowiessen ordered just 15 meals today
FFS duud.. thats nothing
by Zero-G October 15, 2005
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lolness

Used by people on the net who think adding ness to lol makes it funnier. They are fools. There are also such things as Lolish and Lolness which are similar in their stupidity.
Most people who use it say they made it up.
Fools.
Person: Yeah he's so stupid it's hilarious!
Idiot: LOL OOH lolness
by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006
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lolnessness

After someone has told an amusing joke...
by Darryl Owen August 13, 2005
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lolness

Lolness is the word lol
which means "laugh out loud"
it is describing lol as a ness
Dude: YO! that is so funny that that snail just had a wank with the turtle"
Dudette: lolness!
by CHAV INNIT. January 2, 2008
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Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
by dj nemesis September 21, 2013
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