Lolness Monster 

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010

Lowessi 

A person who uses low (Lowe) skill when playing on FIFA with Lionel Messi. Despite knowing this, they will often return to playing with Messi again and again. However, this is usually a fruitless exercise.

‘How did James do in the FIFA tournament? Well he chose Argentina but he is a Lowessi so he didn’t make it out do the group stages’ ‘Ah, he should have known’ ‘A Lowessi never learns’

Lowessi by Makelele4 June 17, 2018

Lowiessen 

A Lowiessen is a fat person from the Netherlands.
He likes to eat lots of hamburgers and goes to the Burger-King a lot.
You can also recognise a Lowiessen by the way he rides his bike, he looks like a drunk man with incredible speed for someone who is as fat as he is.

OMG that Lowiessen ordered just 15 meals today
FFS duud.. thats nothing

Lowiessen by Zero-G October 15, 2005

lolness 

Used by people on the net who think adding ness to lol makes it funnier. They are fools. There are also such things as Lolish and Lolness which are similar in their stupidity.
Most people who use it say they made it up.
Fools.

Person: Yeah he's so stupid it's hilarious!
Idiot: LOL OOH lolness

lolness by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

lolnessness 

Lolnessness meaning extreme happyness.

After someone has told an amusing joke...

lolnessness by Darryl Owen August 13, 2005

lolness 

Lolness is the word lol
which means "laugh out loud"
it is describing lol as a ness

Dude: YO! that is so funny that that snail just had a wank with the turtle"
Dudette: lolness!

lolness by CHAV INNIT. January 2, 2008

Logness monster 

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

Logness monster by dj nemesis September 21, 2013