lowhand

Using your hand down low to masturbate.

"Are you going to go give yourself a lowhand while reading the Lindsey Lohan Playboy issue?"

by regianld November 9, 2011

lowhangers

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)

Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Lowlands

A huge international festival in the Netherlands. It's really famous and lots of good artists come to this festival.

''Hey, do you already have plans for the summer?''
"Yeah, I saved some money for Lowlands man!''
''No shit that's awesome!''

by MILK- September 26, 2011

Lindsay Lowhangers

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.

One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.

by Tarot73 December 15, 2011

go Lohando

The artful display of the bared nipples or cooter, typically while entering or exiting a limousine, possibly while accompanied by other tween queens or noted amateur pornographers, in the hopes that such displays of surgery-mangled teats or Cletus-ravage pissflaps will attract the fickle lens of an itinerant paparazzo, with the ultimate goal of garnering column inches in Entertainment Weekly. Historically, actresses and singers of dubious talent have had the dignity and self-respect to limit such displays to the centerfolds of men's magazines--where the graces of airbrushing and a little vaseline on the lens masks all manner of caesarean scars, razorburns, and waxrashes. If this trend continues, it is only a matter of a short span of time and a large pile of blow before the phrase "to go Lohando," in addition to the traditonal nip and quim slips, will also come to include deliberate public displays of one's horribly distended anal pucker and the televised insertion of specula into every unplumbed orifice. But hey, it still beats watching <I>Freaky Friday.</I>

Carlo: I think I might go Lohando, but I'm worried that these Daisy Dukes might interfere with my dangle.

Gustav: Is that really appropriate for a job interview?

by Harris Bergstein December 24, 2006

Lokhande

Lokhande is an Indian surname which literally means 'Strong as Iron'.

The Lokhande family fought all their Crisis alone

by I_got_some_peas_for_you February 5, 2021

Lindsay Lohandles

A name given to a female who wears pants too tight for her figure, which produces large and unsightly love handles. This would only apply to a slightly chunky girl, who would otherwise be very attractive if she wore pants that fit her properly.

In reference to the "Pre- Mean Girls" figure that Lindsay Lohan had. A little chunky, but very sexy.

Guy 1- Dude check out Lindsay Lohandles over there.. yuck.
Guy 2 - Yeah those love handles are fugly.
Guy 1 - She would be so hot if she wore pants that actually fit!

by combo breaker July 27, 2009