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Logan Paul Sneeze 

Logan's stupid fucking excuse to lose a boxing match to KSI
KSI : yo i won bruh

Logan : nigga i sneezed 3 times this morning

logan paul sneeze

Logan Paul 

a choch from ohio
Person: "hey look it's Logan Paul"
Person 2: "ahh what a choch"
Logan Paul by Bitchhowdareyouu December 8, 2017

Logan Paul 

1. Verb; to film yourself laughing at a dead person for views on youtube then delete the video and make a shitty apology.

2. Adjective; a word describing people who film themselves laughing at a dead person on youtube for views
3. Noun; A cunt who films themselves laughing at a dead person for views on youtube
Person 1: I pulled a Logan Paul the other day
Person 2: I do a Logan Paul every week

Person 1: Person 2 is very Logan Paul

Person 1: Person 2 is Logan Paul.
Logan Paul by @Snoopyfun January 6, 2018

Logan paul 

Logan paul is such a dick
Logan paul by Idk😑 August 24, 2019

Logan Paul 

An internet personality who acts like (and is) a retard to exploit the attention span of 15million 10 year olds for YouTube ad money.

Enjoys filming dead people while cracking jokes.
Synonymous with "white trash"
"Hey did you hear about how Logan Paul is poisoning the minds of 15 million ten year olds?"
"Ain't his name Jake Paul?"
"What's the difference?"