low tide slide 

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.

I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.

low tide slide by Fiftyslam May 18, 2011