love monster 

Someone who display qualities of desperation during the initial dating phases. A descriptive word for the person who likes you more than you like them. Someone who lacks discretion and does not take verbal or non-verbal cues of rejection.

What the hell-why is the guy you met on the internet becoming your love monster! Your love monster has called you for the tenth time today-he's tact! I know you like him, but sister, do not become a love monster.

love monster by Sister Kim September 23, 2006

Monster Love 

When two Little Monsters are in a Bad Romance.

Little Monster1 to little monster2: "Let's fuck!"
Little Monster2 to little monster1: "Oh, baby! Yeah!"
Little Monster3 to all: "Oooh! Monster Love!"

Monster Love by Gagaslittlemonster January 19, 2010

Monster of Love 

Originally a Sparks song (eaten by the Monster of Love) "Monster of Love" is a personification of love, being represeted as a monster that eats people up, and spits out people with all the cliche signs of being in love (doey eyes, big grins etc.)

It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those
Goo-gooy-ey eyes
Sick sickly smiles
It just isn't right

And my father said "don't worry, son"
But look at him, he should have run
Eaten by the monster of love

Monster of Love by Here Kitty April 20, 2009

Monster trucks of love 

Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.

"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."

Monster trucks of love by Zeb-man August 7, 2006