Keeping control over your love
even though you don't love each other
you cant get out of it
"Im not lovin you, the way i wanted to - what i had to do: had to run from you. Im in love with you, but the vibe is wrong and that haunted me all the way home"
I dont love her, but she loves me. I can't get out of this relationship, she's has a love lockdown.
A love locket is a vagina. It is called this because it should be LOCKed until two people fall in love and can cum together as one. Plus, the two people are facing each other when they do it, kinda like they would when the locket is closed, so it makes a lot of sense.
Guy: Hey, can I enter your love locket?
Girl: Yes of course because I love you!
Guy: Suuuuuhweeet! <3
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.