Bro 1: Do you ever jerk off onto your stomach so it's easier to clean.

Bro 2: Not anymore. I used but I always got a love bucket and it weirded me out.

Love bucket by Niggapotamus August 18, 2014

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love bucket list

LOVE BUCKET LIST: A list of things you want in a lover that will fill the love bucket and give you pleasure and enjoyment while you are happy, healthy, and alive.

A “love bucket list” is usually quite a specific list as to your concept of what you want in a love mate:

=> The right size, shape, color, educational level, temperament, sex drive level, background, resources, status, characteristics, personality traits of a potential love mate and much more

A gal is drawn to writing out a love bucket list so she can fine-tune getting her love bucket filled by a masterman.

Fiancée to friend: “He has even more going for him than what is on my love bucket list.”

Dude exclaims (after finishing a real love dynamics dating program): “I manifested my Total 10 woman after I wrote out my love bucket list. She even thinks that I'm awesome!”

Daughter to Father: “I got major clarity into the man I want to marry after making my love bucket list.”

love bucket list by Love Bucket August 16, 2010

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