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Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty 

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.
I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

Louisianna Fish Hooker 

Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.
Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.

Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!

Dans Dad: You mind if I help?

Dirty Louisianna 

1. A new chicken and bbq sauce burger from KFC

2. When you put your fist up your chicks arse, pull your hand out and then lick the poo poo off of your fingers...
Man 1: Sup dude, have you tried the new KFC dirty louisianna?

Man 2: No, but I gave your mum a dirty louisianna last night, it was finger licking good.

[louisanna]

Two twins conjoined at the hip, they're parents being confused, combined they're two names to one.
Tim: dude, i banged Louisanna last week.
Mark: no way! SCORE!
[louisanna] by branduue January 6, 2009

Louisianna Stop Sign 

when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.

Louisianna Brown Socking 

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.
Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH