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Lotus Elise 

A very fast, ultra lightweight, aluminum chassis, hand built british sports car that has better grip than virtually anything on the market today (more than an enzo). This machine was designed to own the track, and should only be sold to buyers with a certain degree of driving skill, not posers who just want to look cool.
The Lotus Elise came to America in 2005.
Lotus Elise by Wayne234 November 13, 2005
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lotus elise 

less handsome, more expensive toyota for stewardesses or grown men who watch "speed racer" but have never driven a mazda miata
lotus elise by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

Lotus Elise 

Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.
I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.
Lotus Elise by Demarates May 18, 2006

Lotus Elise 

It's not how fast it can go. It's how your heart beats in a few seconds. We have to say that as it doesn't go terribly fast, however those that drive it are frequently terrified.

It doesn't really matter that the ride and handling of the Lotus Elise is hard and uncomfortable, or that its dull uncommunicative steering, painfully slow throttle response, dreadful braking and ridiculous aerodynamics all contribute to the Lotus experience of poor performance.

What really matters is when you get others in the hair styling industry to give you respect.

Try driving a Lotus Elise and you'll realise you may as well have bought a Fisher Price car.
I for one would never buy a Lotus Elise, it truly is ugly, cheap, unreliable and desperately slow.
Lotus Elise by Encylopaedia.com October 15, 2004

LOTUS ELISE S2 

The best lightweight handling sports car by a million miles, nothing comes close to the precision feedback, brakes, handling and everyday useability of an Elise, a modern day classic that is unlikely to be ever eclipsed.
Shit man look at that Lotus Elise S2 blitz that Veyron round a bend..
LOTUS ELISE S2 by WHITEWEDGE November 28, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026