lottamaria 

A Lottamaria is a beautiful blonde that usually wears glasses and nannies children of all ages.

Yes that is a beautiful lottamaria over there, se must like seaweed but of the green type

lottamaria by Thewombatboy November 14, 2018

Lostafarian 

someone who smokes marijuana and watches the show Lost. a Lostafarian often forgets what happens and thus enjoys watching Lost over and over. it thrills, excites, scares, entertains. a way of life.

guy #1: do you smoke weed
guy #2: yes
guy #1: do you watch lost
guy #2: of course
guy #1: you know you're a lostafarian right

Lostafarian by margaretnyc August 13, 2007