To be stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper in the bathroom. Usually occurs after failure to check how much back up tp you have. This can be remedied by calling out to whoever is in your house, or if you have a cell phone, by calling someone.
John was lost at sea for three hours until his mom came home with a pack of toilet paper.
Wanking in the bath should be cleaner because your jizz should be lost at sea, instead of wanking in bed which can ruin the tissues and stain the bed sheets.
He is the lord of our religion Lostism, the pope of the religion and the king in our hearts 😎. He is the hero Unknowns Hub needed after TheUnknownDogger ruined it
Everyone: lost_at_sea45 is an amazingmod, best one I’ve ever seen
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)