Lost at sea

Passing out in a Kiddy pool. Usually happens after a night of awesome drunken debauchery. Almost always occurs in the summer months.

Matt: I can't reach Peter
Tyler: Then we'll assume he is lost at sea.

Lost at sea by Raging Slippy June 17, 2009

Lost At Sea

To be stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper in the bathroom. Usually occurs after failure to check how much back up tp you have. This can be remedied by calling out to whoever is in your house, or if you have a cell phone, by calling someone.

John was lost at sea for three hours until his mom came home with a pack of toilet paper.

Lost At Sea by THatgUY452 October 22, 2011

Lost at sea

Water (namely bath water) containing cum.

Wanking in the bath should be cleaner because your jizz should be lost at sea, instead of wanking in bed which can ruin the tissues and stain the bed sheets.

Lost at sea by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

lost_at_sea45 

He is the lord of our religion Lostism, the pope of the religion and the king in our hearts 😎. He is the hero Unknowns Hub needed after TheUnknownDogger ruined it

Everyone: lost_at_sea45 is an amazing mod, best one I’ve ever seen

lost_at_sea45 by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020