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Lost At Sea

To be stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper in the bathroom. Usually occurs after failure to check how much back up tp you have. This can be remedied by calling out to whoever is in your house, or if you have a cell phone, by calling someone.
John was lost at sea for three hours until his mom came home with a pack of toilet paper.
Lost At Sea by THatgUY452 October 22, 2011

Lost at sea

Water (namely bath water) containing cum.
Wanking in the bath should be cleaner because your jizz should be lost at sea, instead of wanking in bed which can ruin the tissues and stain the bed sheets.
Lost at sea by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

lost_at_sea45 

He is the lord of our religion Lostism, the pope of the religion and the king in our hearts 😎. He is the hero Unknowns Hub needed after TheUnknownDogger ruined it
Everyone: lost_at_sea45 is an amazing mod, best one I’ve ever seen
lost_at_sea45 by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026