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Losing Streak 

While taking a dump you feel the stool come out of your butt but nothing hits the toilet water. Upon wiping you realize that nothing hit the toilet because it's all still on your ass crack.
Man yesterday I had the worst shit ever. There was poo all over the toilet due to my losing streak!

detroit losing streak 

When you shit on your girlfriend's bed, and blame it on her dog.
"Susanne , Jesus Christ, do you remember that time I found his Detroit losing streak on my bed?!"

Losing Steak 

When you have a overcooked steak or an expired steak, its a losing steak
Dude you are so bad, its like eating a losing steak.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004