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Loreto Normanhurst 

All girls Catholic nunnery for sick chicks on the north shore. School for girls who can't afford PLC but have enough in the bank for Bennies. Full of derro bogan boarders who roam the school with poorly made lunches from the scraps of the day girl's canteen.

Loreto Students' male siblings always go to elite schools such as St Joseph's College, Riverview or Knox Grammar as a result of lack of love and funding from parents.

Loreto girls are mostly from the upper north shore but some do trek it from Pennant Hills, Castle Hill and Beecroft - north shore girls refer to this area as "the western suburbs" or "derro area". You will often see younger Loreto nuns lurking around Wahroonga Village, ready to pounce on some trust-fund knox boys. Loreto girls who hunt for public school boys at Hornsby Westfield are usually frowned upon and will more than likely be excommunicated by their peers.

EXAMPLES
Normo Student in Yr 8: hey! do you want to go look for knox boys with me at chookas this arvo?
Normo Student in Yr 9: omg the party i went to on the weekend got shut down! so many public school boys and it was in hornsby - i feel like i was so cultured!

Normo Student in Yr 10: i asked a joeys boy to formal! he only said yes because i did caps with him. totally worth it though!

Normo Student in Yr 11: i think it would be good if we hid alcohol in our lockers.. no one will catch us!!
Joey's Boy: Mate i have to tell you, I have a girlfriend
Joey's friend: Let me guess, shes a Loreto Normanhurst Girl?

Knox Boy: Who's that girl who keeps following me into the school?
Knox Friend: Didn't you realise? that's a Loreto girl mate! she has no relationship to the school be careful she wants your money!
Words you can keep

loreto normanhurst 

private girls school on the north shore.
male-associated schools are mainly riverview and joeys
much better than loreto kiribilli
all girls @ loreto rock
"she goes to loreto..whoah she must be something!"
loreto normanhurst by tori January 9, 2004

Loreto Normanhurst 

A school for cool kids. They pack the Hornsby 600 bus till it’s full. No matter what they are kind and loving, and super pretty. People wish they were loreto girls, especially when they get all the Knox boys on the train. I would recommend a loreto girl 4 you, they’ll rock ur world ❤️ 🔥🔥🔥
1-hey where’s she from, she’s hot
2-she’s from loreto normanhurst
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