Lortab is brand name for a painkiller combining hydrocodone (a narcotic) and acetaminophen. Lortab come in three strengths of hydrocodone 5mg, 7.5mg and 10mg. All lortab contain 500mg apap. Brand-name Lortab are manufactured by UCB Pharmacy, generic lortabs are available. Lortab, like all hydrocodone/apap combos (vicodin, lorcet and norco are a few others) Lortab is a schedule II controlled substance, making possession w/o a prescription illegal. A lortab can be snorted or taken orally. Snorting it will make the effects happen faster but burns like hell. When taken orally it should be chewed. Lortabs will fuck you up, and are easily hidden. What more could you ask for.
Lortab is the brand name for the drug combination of hydrocodone and acetaminophen. It's classified as a schedule II narcotic. Lortabs are badass and i suggest taking them whenever possible.
Tim: "My grandma's really sick, let's go raid her pills."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
Tim: "Looks like she's got some lortab 7.5's"
Matt: "That'll work, give me three"
The most vile thing ever created. All of these people who say tabs are so great are ignorant. If you don't think im right try some for yourself and then get back to me a few years down the road when you're hopping aboard the H train or if you TRY and quit then you get to experience the wonderful world of withdrawal HAH have fun with that because I know I didn't.
a powerful narcotic with hydrocodone and acetaminophen. lortabs come in different quantitties: 2.5/500 , 5/500, 7.5/500
The 500 stands for the 500 mg of acetaminophen (or Tylenol) in each pill
the other numbers represent the mg of hydrocodone in each pill.
(After teen's wisdom teeth removal)
Mother: Honey, do you need another Lortab or are you doing okay?
Teen: I need another one
Mother: Are you sure? Only take it if you have alot of pain
Teen: ya my teeth hurt really bad and i cant get to slepe
Mother: OK honey, heres your Lortab!
Teen: *Hell yes* *2 hours later, "holy shit i cant feel my legs, and my feet have a pulse".
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*