lop boat

A lop boat is a large vessel that carries the most glorious deez nuts joke you’ve ever heard.

I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”

You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”

I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”

You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”

I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”

by RecoveringDeezNutzAddict May 15, 2019