loot hoover Share definition Flag That person on your team who gets a loot boner and sucks up all the best loot before the rest of team There goes James, the loot hoover, sucking up all of the sweet, sweet loot! loot hoover by KFC_anon February 8, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the loot hoover mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch