Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011
Get the Long Winded Fart-Holemug. 
Synonym for any kind of Firearm.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
Get the Long Distant Hole Punchermug. A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.
by wonkire March 5, 2023
Get the Long range hole punchmug.