To put it simply, it's a toilet. All anyone here does is talk big but have nothing to show for it. The idiots running this place somehow have enough tax money to build all these unnecessary things, but never enough to improve our out-of-date schools. People here think they can solve everything by fighting and making idle threats. The majority of the population is trash. You're not gonna find southern hospitality down here. Also, Long Beach is technically a city, but it is and always will be a small town. Everyone's in everyone else's business and there's never a moment without gossip. Plus, pretty much anyone you make friends with is gonna fuck you over and betray you.
Long Beach, MS: Home of the sluts and wiggers.
by josybird. January 22, 2012
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Ballet school on Wardlow Rd., great technique, strictly classical ballet, only ballet school in Southern California that IS strictly ballet, also the only one to have a full symphony orchestra for Nutcracker (also with the best pyrotechnics;), just a flat out fantabulous ballet school for the young, old (open class and "Adult School" for ages 18-100+), and the teens (placement class upon beginning at ballet school). If you are in the Los Angeles/Long Beach/Orange County area choose Long Beach Ballet!
Go to longbeachballet.com for more info!!! and if you do want to enroll your child or just you in LBB say: Ruby sent me.

lol you don't have to.

Long Beach Ballet
by rubyrosetta December 2, 2010
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A wack ass crew that had wack ass boards with flashlights on them, upgraded to some generic longboards thinking they're superior to other real longborders. This crew really gives longboarders a bad name. You can find this crew "cruising" the RIVER CONTROL of Long Beach. How pathetic is that? If your gonna cruise, cruise on a street or beach. Not the damn river. I will be long dead by the time I hear these people bombing hills. This crew is the exact defintion of HYPEBEASTS.
Mike: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
Tom: Uhm... Nothing why?
Mike: I saw you longboarding on the river control?
Tom: Oh yeah.. I was with my friends Long Beach Cruisin, how about you
Mike: Sounds boring, I was bombing some hills.
Tom: Oh that sounds fun. Something I would really like to try, but my friends are to scared.
by Real Longboarders May 18, 2009
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while staying in long beach island stay out of the locals way or get cursed off, your choice. its the land of the bennys unfortuantly. its a place near manahawkin. and everyone in manahawkin connot stand them. they cause traffic back to where everyone lives. they crowd the walmarts and shoprites and pretty much everywhere else. GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM. if you dont want to go food shopping and take time out of your trip, instead of bringing your own foods, just go to that website and pick your own foods and we will get you any food you want, plus the way the owner of the website shops she gets everything that is cheap so YOU save money! best part of the deal, the owner will deliver the food at the destination your living at for the vacation and we put away the foods in the cabinets, fridge, and freezers. please go now, this website consists of the lbi, manahawkin, tuckerton area.
heyy lets go to long beach island for a week vacation.

yes good idea, but i dont want to sit in traffic just because we need food.

yea good point......heyy lets GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM and they will buy the food we want and we dont have to waste our time

ok lets go on now to pick our foods and by the time we get to the house were staying at the food will already be there and put away!
by kierstenlw July 5, 2009
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The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
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Where grades are low and kids are high.
long beach high school
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Greatsest band to ever walk on earth... ever since Sublime lost bradly nowell bud and eric decided to keep the band a love and meet up with some of there friend from long beach cali. So they became Long Beach Dub allstars
by ALbs May 8, 2003
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